February 2012
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why is everything so ugly
i hate everything. stupid people making me stay here. shit
i am seriously gonna fucking lose it
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Anonymous asked: So how was your day?
jjoespurgeon:
1612th:
what if milk was actually cow semen and everyone on earth was just part of a really long, cruel episode of punk’d
cows are females
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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imagine if you had your big toe as your thumb
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owen i love you and shit but you gotta stop being a total idiot
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leath3rmouth replied to your post: it’s not really cool in here, why do you want to…
it totally would be omg get here already
I KNOW
almighty lord christ please get me to germany amen
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Anonymous asked: it's not really cool in here, why do you want to go there?
if you can get me to germany i will be your slave forever
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before a gig tomo and shannon like to warm up with their instruments, matt likes to read and jared likes to get lost in his own eyes
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shercock-block:
i just really really really love my Linnea
we’re misanthropic and moody, deadpan humoured and really bad at dealing with real life.
lethal combination, but it makes for a great friendship
i love you too
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